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So here's what we know...
1. Paris Hilton is able to read.
2. She recycled platitudes while in prison in her journal... and she's also on the NYT Bestseller's List. Think about that.
3. She has no favorite biblical passage.
4. She needs more concise explication from her handlers & PR people on the finer points of contrition and humility.
5. She has a multi-tiered business built on herself as a "Brand", conducts board meetings yet has a GED, no college background and hasn't a varied and true hold on a wide vocabulary (though she reads tons all the time... Maybe she meant magazines).
6. She & Lindsay must not be friends because she said she has no friends in rehab.
7. She says that her most undesirable characteristic is the way her voice tends to climb and octave (my word obviously, not hers) when she's nervous.
8. She has ADD & severe claustrophobia. Neither of which seem to hinder her in the tiny car she drives or on airplanes... or elevators Possibly she's heavily sedated during those activities.
9. She feels she's made her own name, separate from her family & does not take family money. I suppose she thinks that other women who have GEDs & no college credits are able to brand themselves thusly... *roll eyes* Someone should tell her to acknowledge that her family name is the thing that opened those doors for her in the first place, so that ultimately she is indeed benefitting.
I just want someone to answer one question for me... WHO IN THE SHITTING HELL IS BUYING HER MERCHANDISE?!!!
I won't even go to a Hilton hotel property because I absolutely refuse to contribute any of my hard earned money to that family. She's paid to appear at clubs, clothes & accessories are comped... so who in the world is handing over their money to this woman and more importantly, WHY?!
And for the love of god, can people cease referring to her as a "girl", sweet, bitchy, entitled or otherwise?!
P.S.
Anderson Cooper is my hero. ;)
1. Paris Hilton is able to read.
2. She recycled platitudes while in prison in her journal... and she's also on the NYT Bestseller's List. Think about that.
3. She has no favorite biblical passage.
4. She needs more concise explication from her handlers & PR people on the finer points of contrition and humility.
5. She has a multi-tiered business built on herself as a "Brand", conducts board meetings yet has a GED, no college background and hasn't a varied and true hold on a wide vocabulary (though she reads tons all the time... Maybe she meant magazines).
6. She & Lindsay must not be friends because she said she has no friends in rehab.
7. She says that her most undesirable characteristic is the way her voice tends to climb and octave (my word obviously, not hers) when she's nervous.
8. She has ADD & severe claustrophobia. Neither of which seem to hinder her in the tiny car she drives or on airplanes... or elevators Possibly she's heavily sedated during those activities.
9. She feels she's made her own name, separate from her family & does not take family money. I suppose she thinks that other women who have GEDs & no college credits are able to brand themselves thusly... *roll eyes* Someone should tell her to acknowledge that her family name is the thing that opened those doors for her in the first place, so that ultimately she is indeed benefitting.
I just want someone to answer one question for me... WHO IN THE SHITTING HELL IS BUYING HER MERCHANDISE?!!!
I won't even go to a Hilton hotel property because I absolutely refuse to contribute any of my hard earned money to that family. She's paid to appear at clubs, clothes & accessories are comped... so who in the world is handing over their money to this woman and more importantly, WHY?!
And for the love of god, can people cease referring to her as a "girl", sweet, bitchy, entitled or otherwise?!
P.S.
Anderson Cooper is my hero. ;)
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